July 8, 2013

HOW NOT TO THROW A PARTY.


There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people.
G.K. Chesterton
My weekend was a mix of highs and lows..
I attended a gig in support of Cancer Awareness. A friend who plays for a local Rock Band, invited me for the event.
The turnout was amazing and the performance was breathtaking to say the least.




After this event, we left for a house party that was NOT so much a party!!
The mood went from this ...


To ...


Am pretty sure that's what happens when you take away PARTY from HOUSE PARTY?!! SMH.
Take Notes ... How NOT to throw a party..

NO MUSIC ...
A party aint a party without MUSIC!! It is the essence of partying.
A party without MUSIC is just a gathering. A meeting.. In this case this was nothing but a cold gathering.

BOUNCING CASTLE ...
Really hostess?? This was for sure not my niece's party. Bouncing Castle and HEELS DO NOT MIX! SMH!Am getting all dolled up to go jump a bouncing castle??!  a tragedy...

YOUNGIN'Z...
When you walk into a party and there is NO ONE in your age group ..uuummm, aka Youngin'z you know its a hot mess! Where do you begin making conversation, i don't speak swanglish! No thanks...i'll pass!

CHEAP ALCOHOL...NO WATER
Since when does a house bar serve cheap liquor *SCORE! SCORE! SCORE!* and NO water?
*GAG* from way too much alcohol in my system and NO water when i need it!

GROUPINGS *i.e. SMALL GATHERINGS*
I do not remember the last time i attended a party that people hang out in small groups or groupings *as my daddy would call it* talk about killing the party buzz by making others feel left out?! Way to go..out the door!! *GASP!*


1 comment:

  1. really funny! Awesome read

    Wacuka
    xx

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